Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Everyone Is A Critic: WJE45551

One of the things I love about Netflix are the member reviews. When I find someone who interests me I add them to my followers list and keep an eye open for any new reviews.

Here are some from my favorite bible banging, God fearing film critic, WJE45551


Gran Torino
"7 blasphemes (G-damn) in this movie. 71 F-bombs. Way to go Clint. Another AA coming your way I'm sure. Enjoy." Rating: 1 star

The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button
"Definitely not for your 13 year old. Way too much sex, nudity, profanity (3 blasphemes "G-damn). Thanks for more trash UnHolywood." Rating: 1 star

Witless Protection
"This was a pretty good movie (i.e. made me laugh out loud occasionally), but does not live up to Larry's Health Inspector movie, which was much funnier." Rating: 3 stars

The Wrestler
"17, count them 17 blasphemes (G-damn) in this movie. 53 F-bombs. Enjoy." Rating: 1 star

And of course...

Fireproof
"Extremely well done. Very funny scenes. You'll laugh way more than you do at cheesy 'date' movies. Very uplifting. You'll go away smiling rather than regretting what you just watched. This is truly a movie for our time. With so many marriages failing and so many trapped in the addiction of pornography, not to mention so many being lost, this is a story that everyone can benefit from. More movies like this please!" Rating: 5 stars

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